the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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