i barfeds in our rink
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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