Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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