Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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