Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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