How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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