Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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