Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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