Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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