nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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