he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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