please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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