I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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