Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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