We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.