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(703): View more from Virginia

Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked

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(563): View more from Iowa

Your favorite bartender is back from prision

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet

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(720): View more from Colorado

I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months

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