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(208): View more from Idaho

I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous

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(770): View more from Georgia

i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

What'd you guys eat?

(1-918): View more from Oklahoma

Literally everything that was frozen.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?

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(513): View more from Ohio

Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.

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(503): View more from Oregon

you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?

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(540): View more from Virginia

Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.

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