I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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