Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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