Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You need a sexual gate keeper
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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