I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
