Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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