My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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