i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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