More tranny stories later!
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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