First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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