is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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