Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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