Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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