doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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