Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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