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(415): View more from California

The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.

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(904): View more from Florida

i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me

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(540): View more from Virginia

I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments

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(917): View more from New York City

i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.

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(772): View more from Florida

You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk

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(770): View more from Georgia

Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.

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(315): View more from New York

I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

We're hate flirting, damnit.

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