Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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