im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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