I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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