Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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