I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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