I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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