Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I wish you could order shots online.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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