nut hugger
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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