I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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