just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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