why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just gift wrapped bread.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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