Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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