We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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