I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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