Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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