I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I just found a bag of teeth...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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