McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
