I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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