$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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