I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
it was like having sex with a tree stump
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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