Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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