the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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