why didn't you poke me back
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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